A Blushing Crow
dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. 

dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. 

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

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This is gold!

oh my god

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and thenimage

withgloriousporpoise:

playmelikeyourstratovarius:

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

in claymation

soundtrack by danny elfman

yakfrost:

disneyisforall:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

for3ver-curious:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^

I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO

So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…

same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life

yakfrost:

disneyisforall:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

for3ver-curious:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^

I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO

So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…

same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life

Step 304: When there is a small, confined space that some humans are leaving and others are entering, the leaving happens first

adulting:

This is pretty simple but really seems to confound some folks.

If you wish to enter a subway car, an elevator, a bus, an alcove - whatever small but key space - let those who wish to leave that same space do it first.

You see, human beings have mass, and take up space in the universe. Therefore, this elevator/subway/whatever will be better able to hold you once there are less humans in it.

This step brought to you by my fellow MAX riders. It won’t leave without you! Just wait seven goddamn seconds!

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds