Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
in claymation
soundtrack by danny elfman
disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:
I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*
I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^
I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO
So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…
same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life
This is pretty simple but really seems to confound some folks.
If you wish to enter a subway car, an elevator, a bus, an alcove - whatever small but key space - let those who wish to leave that same space do it first.
You see, human beings have mass, and take up space in the universe. Therefore, this elevator/subway/whatever will be better able to hold you once there are less humans in it.
This step brought to you by my fellow MAX riders. It won’t leave without you! Just wait seven goddamn seconds!







